green olive halves stuffed with garlic parmesan cheese in a crispy focaccia breading sprinkled with bright bits of red and green peppers.
$4.99
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Half-Foot Onion Rings
fried to perfection in vegetable oil
$5.5
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El Green Eye Guacamole
made fresh with califorina avocado and served with hot tortilla chips.
$7
0
Jacko's Chicken Royale Rolls
flour tortillas filled with chicken or beef, rolled and fried in vegetable oil, served with fresh guacamole, low- fat sour cream and fresh pico de gallo
$7
0
Darryl Heaths'adillas
a grilled flour tortilla wrapped around melted jack and cheddar cheese and green chiles, served with fresh pico de gallo, fresh guacamole and low- fat sour cream.
$7.5
0
Whitley's Wild Wing-Dings
tender chicken drummettes deep fried, topped with our special spicy sauce, served iwth ranch dressing dip
$7.5
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Cheesey Nachos
fresh corn chips topped with melted jack and cheddar cheese, a touch of pinto beans, sliced back olives, fresh green onions and fresh jalapeno wheels, with fresh guacamole and sour cream
$7.5
0
Fiesta Platter
can't make up your mind? try a sample of all our tempting appetizers! perfect for two people.
Tender slices of chicken breast lightly marinated in anchiote sauce, sauteed then covered in jack and cheddar cheeses and fresh tomato vegges, served on a crisp bed of romaine lettuce, garnished wit
$8.95
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Cleopatra's Salad
Fresh spinach mixed with mushrooms red onions, crisp bacon and walnuts topped with bleu dressing
Your choice of an enchilada or taco, served with pinto beans and spanish rice.
$7.95
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California Wraps
Wet or dry. your choice of carne asada, shredded beef. chicken or fajitas, stuffed with beans and spanish rice, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and topped with a sauce and melted cheese
$8.95
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Tommy's Spinach Chunladas
Sauteed with fresh spinach, fresh mushrooms, fresh corn, fresh tomatoes, fresh onions and cilantro, topped with ron-fat creamy sauce, served with, black beans and slices of fresh avocado.
$9.95
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Angelinos Fajitas
Marinated strips of chicken o' beef grilled bell peppers onions, tomatoes and spices presented sizzling and served with beans and rice, fresh guacamole fresh pico de gallo and sour cream along with c
$11.95
0
Milanesa
Breded chicken or steak service with spanish rice, beans, guacamole special potatoes and tortillas.
$11.95
0
Miguel's Filet Mignon
Cooked the way you like it. Served with salad and your choice of fries or rice
Ha Ha Cafe features House Wine $4.95, Beverages $2.95 & Sandwiches across 62 menu items, with prices from $1.95 to $150.00. Explore the full Ha Ha Cafe menu with current prices — budget picks like the $0.45 Deluxe Burger — updated September 2026. Rated 4.0/5 by diners.
Common
questions about the menu, pricing, and dining options.
What is on the Ha Ha Cafe menu?
Ha Ha Cafe offers 62 menu items across coffee and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
How much does Ha Ha Cafe food cost?
Menu prices at Ha Ha Cafe range from $1.95 for the most affordable options up to $150.00 for premium items. The full price breakdown is shown in the menu table above. Looking for the cheapest options? Visit the Ha Ha Cafe cheapest items guide.
What are the cheapest items at Ha Ha Cafe?
For the lowest-cost meal options at Ha Ha Cafe, visit the dedicated Ha Ha Cafe cheapest menu items guide — every item sorted from the lowest to highest price so you can quickly find budget-friendly food starting at just $1.95.
Is Ha Ha Cafe good value for money?
Ha Ha Cafe holds a customer rating of 4/5 based on 141 reviews. To judge value more accurately, compare Ha Ha Cafe side-by-side with similar restaurants: Ha Ha Cafe vs Coffee Shop or Ha Ha Cafe vs @ Cafe.
How does Ha Ha Cafe compare to similar restaurants nearby?
Ha Ha Cafe serves coffee cuisine alongside similar restaurants like Coffee Shop, @ Cafe, Long Island Bagel Cafe. Use our comparison pages to see a direct price-by-price breakdown: Ha Ha Cafe vs Coffee Shop, Ha Ha Cafe vs @ Cafe.
