Nutrition Breakdown
Geezers Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Geezers menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
330 kcal
Lowest Item
2 kcal
Highest Item
710 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Geezers
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sweet Tea Palmetto | specialty drinks | USDA | 2 kcal |
| 2 | Sweetini | martini time | USDA | 2 kcal |
| 3 | Angus Skirt Steak | entrees | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 4 | Sparkling Mineral Water | beverages | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 5 | Steamed Vegetables | entree sides | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 6 | Bud Light | geezers brews - beer by the bottle | USDA | 29 kcal |
| 7 | Bud Light Platinum | geezers brews - beer by the bottle | USDA | 29 kcal |
| 8 | Jungle Weenie | specialty drinks | USDA | 29 kcal |
| 9 | Ultimate Margarita | specialty drinks | USDA | 29 kcal |
| 10 | O'Douls | geezers brews - beer by the bottle | USDA | 37 kcal |
| 11 | Ruby Grey | skinny cocktails | USDA | 38 kcal |
| 12 | Coffee | beverages | Estimated | 40 kcal |
| 13 | Skinny Margarita | skinny cocktails | USDA | 44 kcal |
| 14 | Washington Apple | martini time | USDA | 63 kcal |
| 15 | Tea, Regular Or Passion Fruit | beverages | Estimated | 75 kcal |
| 16 | Kung Fu Girl, Riesling | geezers grapes - white | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 17 | Pepperwood Grove, Sauvignon Blanc | geezers grapes - white | USDA | 81 kcal |
| 18 | Mark West, Pinot Noir | geezers grapes - red | USDA | 82 kcal |
| 19 | Avalon, Cabernet Sauvignon | geezers grapes - red | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 20 | House Cabernet Sauvignon | geezers grapes - red | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 21 | House Merlot | geezers grapes - red | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 22 | Newcastle Brown Ale | geezers brews - passport required | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 23 | Rodney Strong, Merlot | geezers grapes - red | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 24 | Chateau Ste. Michelle, Chardonnay | geezers grapes - white | USDA | 84 kcal |
| 25 | House Chardonnay | geezers grapes - white | USDA | 84 kcal |
| 26 | Corona | geezers brews - beer by the bottle | USDA | 86 kcal |
| 27 | House White Zinfandel | geezers grapes - white | USDA | 88 kcal |
| 28 | Cosmopolitan | martini time | USDA | 89 kcal |
| 29 | Sand Trap | specialty drinks | USDA | 89 kcal |
| 30 | Corvo's Margarita | specialty drinks | USDA | 92 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Geezers Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.