Funky Art Cafe menu

Pink Flamingo

Strawberry, apple, lemon, banana

Strawberry Lime Twist

Very Berry

Raspberry, blackberry

Raspberry Daisy Raspberry, Lemon

Strawberry Daisy Strawberry Lemon

Italian Soda

Create an italian cream soda by requesting cream to be added to an italian soda

Italian Cream Soda

Create an italian cream soda by requesting cream to be added to an italian soda

Espresso

Cappuccino

Hot Cocoa

Choose from classic, peanut butter (real peanut butter added), candied (with caramel & hazelnut syrups added) or ole (ground cinnamon added).

Flavored Cappuccino

Latte

Mocha/Flavored Latte

Mocha Frappe Freeze

Coffee Toffee Freeze

A mocha frappe freeze with pieces of crushed chocolate covered toffee added.

Soup

To make soup a complete meal, add fresh fruit, side of the day or a side salad for an additional $2.49. To substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2.49.

Poblano Spinach Queso

Fresh poblanos, onion, green chilies & spinach are mixed with jack cheese & spices; served warm with tortilla chips

Soup Du Jour

Ask server for details; soup is served with gluten free multi grain crackers or appropriate chips

Chef’s Choice Entree

Beef Bolognese

Grass fed ground beef is prepared in a slow simmered tomato sauce & served over zucchini noodles, finished with parmesan cheese & basil chiffonade; served with a side salad & garlic bread

Cool Cucumber Spread

Back by request: cream cheese & cucumber are mixed with seasonings to make the best cucumber sandwich ever; served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & mayo.

Homemade Pimiento Cheese

Handcrafted real cheese real flavor made with green onion, diced pimientos & lightly dressed with mayo served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo.

Fac Chicken Salad

One of our specialties: diced breast meat tossed with green onion, celery & a smattering of pecans & lightly dressed with mayo served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo.

Curried Turkey Wrap

A whole wheat wrap is filled with lean sliced turkey breast & curried carrots mixed with mango chutney; sided with fresh fruit (6pts)

Southwest Salad with Shrimp

Mixed greens are topped with shrimp, corn & sauteed poblano pepper; finished with tomatoes, avocado & red onion; sided with cumin lime dressing (9pts)

Flenniken’s Creation

Mixed greens ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with chicken salad, bleu cheese & pecans; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious. Without chicken salad (vegetarian) $6.99. Wi

Cornucopia

Red quinoa, dried cranberries, dried apricots, & green onions are tossed & dressed with lemon cumin vinaigrette, topped with toasted almonds & avocado pieces; served on a bed of mixed greens full of

Mc Gregor’s Garden Spinach Salad

A different spinach salad: fresh baby spinach topped with red onion, hard boiled egg, sliced mushrooms, green peas, corn & bacon; presented with carrot ginger dressing the dressing itself has kept pe

Spring / Summer

A light & refreshing salad... chopped kale is topped with couscous, chopped dates, toasted almonds, & shredded parmesan; presented with lemon shallot vinaigrette. Add roasted chicken breast for add’l

Fac Chicken Salad with Fruit

Our specialty: homemade all-white meat chicken salad mixed with a sprinkling of pecans, green onions, & mayo; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice

Calfornia Earthquake

A california roll de-constructed: mixed greens are topped with seasoned rice that’s mixed with sesame seeds, pickled ginger, cucumber, scallions & carrot. The salad is finished with sliced avocado, t

Tuna Alfresco

Water packed tuna is tossed with red onion, carrot, capers, finely chopped celery, & lightly dressed with lemon vinaigrette; served on mixed greens & sided with green apple slices & additional lemon

Sound of Music Ii

Two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, purple onion, & toasted pecans; dressed with black forest maple dressing your tastebuds’ll be alive with

First Lady’s Cousin

A close relative of former first lady barbara bush’s fac menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing

Marbella

Mixed greens are topped with couscous & sliced white wine marinated & herb brown sugar roasted chicken breast; sided with rich salad dressing made with capers, green & kalamata olives, dried plums, o

Not Your Usual Crab Cake Salad

Fresh spinach is topped with FAC sweet n’ sour remoulade slaw (cabbage, carrots, peach bits, & corn; dressed with creamy kicked-up lemon dressing) & crowned with two crab cakes a delicious departure

F.A.C. Famous Grilled Salmon

Our signature dish salmon grilled our way, finished with maple soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill sour cream sauce

Grown Up Grilled Cheese

Another cheese lover’s dream-come-true combo: cheddar, cream & monterrey jack cheeses are mixed with green onion, jalapeno & Cajun seasoning. For the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for

Award Winner

A ham sandwich deluxe: the bottom slice of ciabatta is spread with fig’d chevres, then topped with lean ham, blueberry chutney, fresh spinach, & red onion, crowned with the top ciabata slice spread w

Bird Burger Iii

Made with all natural ground turkey, spinach, onion, dried cherries, & brown rice, this burger is served on a whole wheat bun, dressed with feta mayo, then topped with spinach, red onion & marinated

Betch’ll Love This Wrap

Strips of bacon, slices of avocado, lettuce, fresh tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with fac spicy ranch dressing in a honey wheat wrap a blt like no other.

Good Ol’ Reuben

A traditional reuben, made with true deli corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut, with 1000 island dressing on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, on the side, of course

Lavender Peach Turkey Wrap

Our turkey wrap celebrates spring & summer: handcrafted FAC lavender peach salsa, mayo, turkey, swiss, & lettuce are swaddled in a honey wheat wrap.

Asian Beef Lettuce Wraps

Lean ground beef & water chestnuts are seasoned with sesame oil, ginger, garlic, & hoisin sauce; served with romaine lettuce leaves

New Mexican Pumpkin Burger

A different kind of burger: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro, & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato scrumptious & good for

Porky Pig

Lean ham, bacon, cheddar, red onion, spinach, & tomato are rolled together in a honey wheat wrap that’s been dressed with mayo & a sweet n’ sour mustard relish.

Et Tu, Brute

A honey wheat wrap is filled with roasted chicken breast, red onion, parmesan cheese, lettuce & finished with FAC creamy caesar dressing empire toppling tasty

The Queen’s Lunch

An open faced sandwich: creamy curried chicken salad is served atop fresh baked banana nut bread & finished with mango chutney coulis & toasted almonds tiara worthy

Great State’s Own

Tender pulled pork is simmered in a truly Texas barbecue sauce & served up on a wheat sweet sourdough bun a taste as great as texas itself

Santa Fe

A golden, honey wheat wrap is spread with salsa’d cream cheese then filled with corn, black beans, red onion, avocado, lettuce & tomato delicioso

Superb Roast Beef

Choice of bread is dressed with peppadew chimichurri & mayo, then stacked with roast beef, provolone cheese & lettuce the peppadew chimichurri is not to be missed

All It’s Stacked Up To Be

A club stack: turkey, ham, bacon, swiss & cheddar cheese, avocado, lettuce & tomato (whew); dressed with a seasoned cream cheese/green onion spread a stack of goodness

Chicken & Spinach Enchilada Pie

Layers of chicken, tortillas, & a creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing

Roasted Vegetable Lasagne

Roasted seasonal vegetables layered with ricotta, parmesan & mozzarella cheeses & marinara sauce; served with garlic bread & a side salad & choice of dressing

Shrimp Pot Pie

Tender shrimp & mixed vegetables are bathed in a buttery, white wine sauce & topped with a lemon dill biscuit topping; served with a side salad & choice of dressing light yet filling

Cajun Meatloaf

Onion, celery, bell pepper, & jalapeno are caramelized in bacon fat, combined with ground beef, bacon, & spicy ground pork sausage then baked & glazed with brown sugar/chili sauce glaze; served with

Goddess Quiche

Shrimp, zucchini, green onion, feta & mozzarella cheese, kalamata olives, herbs, & spices come together with a hint of lemon to make this food for the gods. Served with a side salad & choice of dress

Mahi Mahi Soft Tacos

Two corn tortillas are filled with grilled mahi mahi, topped with lettuce, avocado & finished with FAC handcrafted pineapple salsa & chipotle sour cream; sided with fresh fruit