Two taquitos, chicken or beef, with lettuce tomato garnish served with salsa
$3
0
Chips & Salsa
$4.5
0
Chips & Queso
$5
0
Frito Pie
Fritos corn chips in a bowl topped with beans, meat, chili, lettuce, tomato and cheese. It's New Mexico comfort , after all
$5
0
Chips & Guacamole
$5.5
0
Zucchini Sticks
with either Ranch, Blue Cheese or Marinara dipping sauce.
$6
0
Breaded Mushrooms
with either Ranch, Blue Cheese or Marinara dipping sauce.
$6
0
Effing Buffalo Wings
Naked spicy wings served with choice of one dipping sauce and celery sticks. Dipping sauces: Hot, Mild, BBQ, Teriyaki, Ranch & Bleu cheese.
$6
0
Boneless Buffalo Strips
Strips of boneless chicken breasts hand battered and deep fried to a golden brown. Tossed in your choice of hot, mild, BBQ or teriyaki sauce. Served with celery sticks and ranch or blue cheese dressi
$6
0
Quesadilla
A folded flour tortilla generously stuffed with shredded cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses. Served with sour cream and salsa (guacamole on request, add $1.50). Garnished with lettuce and tomato.
$6.5
0
Mozzarella Sticks
with either Ranch, Blue Cheese or Marinara dipping sauce.
$7
0
Loaded Potato Skins
Crispy potato skins smothered with cheese and topped with chives, crispy bacon and sour cream.
$7.5
0
Jalapeno Poppers
Breaded cheese stuffed jalapenos served with green chile queso.
$8
0
Loaded Fries
Generous portion of our battered and seasoned fries topped with red or green chile, queso, shredded cheese and crispy bacon.
$8
0
Nachos
Generous portion of our white corn tortilla chips piled high and topped with beans, queso, jalapenos and shredded cheese. Garnish with lettuce and tomato. Served with sour cream and salsa (guacamole
$8
0
Effing Quesadilla
Consider it our regular quesadilla's big sibling. Twice the size of our regular for twice the flavor. You might want to share with some friends.
$9
0
Effing Triple Play
Pick any three of the following starters along with three dipping sauces (ranch, blue cheese, hot, mild or marinara). Jalapeno Poppers, Mozzarella Sticks, Zucchini Sticks, Breaded Mushrooms, Loaded F
$11
0
Effing Nachos
Bring an appetite or a few friends. Built like his little brother just large enough to feed four.
Well its our grilled cheese. How much more simple do you want it?
$5.5
0
Joe's Grilled Cheese*
Generous slices of cheese, bacon and green chile packed between two slices of grilled sour dough bread.
$7.75
0
Jen's Hot Italian
Pepperoni, Genoa salami, ham, mozzarella cheese, sliced pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onions and Italian dressing piled high on a hoagie roll.
$8.95
0
Randy's Chicken Salad*
Fresh made in house chicken salad spread high between two slices of your choice of bread.
$8.95
0
Hot Ham & Cheese*
Well it describes itself. Ham and American cheese piled between two slices of grilled sour dough bread and of course, served hot.
$8.95
0
BLT or BLC*
No explanation necessary, it's bacon, lettuce and tomato between two slices of your choice of bread. Substitute cheese for the tomato and make it a BLC.
$8.95
0
Effing Philly
Piled high with roast beef, Swiss cheese, sauteed peppers and onions between two halves of a hoagie bun. Like the original, just done our own Effing way.
$8.95
0
Effing Dip
What is there to say - it's an Effing Philly without the cheese and veggies and served with au jus.
$8.95
0
Effing Turkey*
Turkey breast, green chile and Swiss cheese piled high between two slices of grilled sour dough bread. Yeah we know, technically it's an Albuquerque Turkey.
$8.95
0
Effing Rueben*
Slices of Certified Angus Beef (TM) pastrami, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and dressing between two slices of grilled light rye bread.
$8.95
0
Effing Grilled Chicken
A butter flied grilled breast of chicken served on a grilled sour dough bun. Lettuce and tomato garnish.
$8.95
0
Effing Chicken Fried Steak
A huge cutlet of chicken fried steak, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a barely able to contain it grilled sour dough bun.
$8.95
0
Effing Fish Po' Boy
Beer battered deep fried fish fillet with hot sauce and house-made cabbage slaw on a hoagie bun.
$8.95
0
Effing Shrimp Po' Boy
Beer battered deep fried shrimp and house-made cabbage slaw on a hoagie bun.
$8.95
0
Effing BLT or BLC
Like his little sibling but twice the B, L, & T (or C) between three slices of your choice of bread. Think of it as a BLT club.
$10.95
0
Effing Sandwich
Triple decked slices of Certified Angus Beef (TM) pastrami, turkey, bacon, Swiss and American cheese, lettuce, tomato, guacamole and green chile on grilled whole wheat.
Crisp bed of iceberg lettuce topped with tomato, shredded cheese and croutons.
$5.5
0
Chef Salad
Crisp iceberg lettuce topped with ham, shredded cheese, mushrooms, diced celery, croutons and a sliced hard boiled egg.
$9
0
Randy's Chicken Salad
Bed of crisp iceberg lettuce topped with Randy's own hand-made chicken salad and garnished with tomato wedges.
$9
0
Cobb Salad
Bed of crisp iceberg lettuce topped with diced chicken, crispy bacon crumbles, diced tomatoes, avocado slices, blue cheese crumbles and sliced egg hard boiled egg.
$9
0
Grilled Chicken or Steak Salad
Starts with our house salad and add either grilled chicken or Certified Angus Beef (TM) steak, cucumber slices, blue cheese crumbles and salsa on the side.
A Certified Angus Beef (TM) patty grilled to order served on a sour dough bun
$8
0
Classic Cheeseburger
Our classic bar burger topped with a slice of American cheese.
$8.5
0
Green Chile Cheeseburger
The classic bar burger topped with American cheese and green chile.
$8.5
0
Patty Melt
Classic bar burger patty topped with grilled onions and Swiss cheese, served on grilled light rye.
$8.5
0
Tortilla Burger
Classic bar burger and shredded cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served hand-held or smothered in red or green chile.
$8.5
0
Relleno Burger
Our classic bar burger topped with a cheese filled chile relleno. Served open faced and smothered in red or green chile.
$8.5
0
Classic Bacon Cheeseburger
The classic bar burger with you guessed it, topped with two strips of bacon and a slice of cheese.
$9
0
Mushroom & Swiss Burger
Starts with the classic bar burger and topped with what else, mushrooms and a slice of Swiss cheese.
$9
0
Effing Chile Burger
Our biggest Certified Angus Beef (TM) patty served open faced on a sour dough bun. We smother it in cheese and choice of red or green chile.
$10
0
Effing Texas Burger
Just like our Effing Chile Burger, we just hopped across the border with our neighbors and smothered it in their style of chili.
$10
0
The Original & Only Effing Burger
Born right here at the Effingbar for those of you with an Effing big appetite. Our biggest patty topped with Swiss and American cheese, green chile, sauteed mushrooms, bacon and onion rings. Effing A
Three chicken or beef tacos (crunchy or soft) topped with lettuce, cheese and tomatoes. Served with beans and rice.
$8
0
Enchilada Plate
Triple layer of flat stacked cheese enchiladas smothered in red or green chile. Garnished with lettuce, tomato and onions. Served with beans and rice.
$8
0
Huevos Rancheros
Two eggs cooked the way you want resting atop a warm flour tortilla and smothered in red or green chile. Served with hash browns and beans. Garnished with lettuce and tomato. Sunday special, 2 for 1
$8
0
Burrito Plate
A flour tortilla wrapped around your choice of beef or chicken. Smothered in red or green chili and melted cheese. Served with beans and rice. Order as a chimichanga to be different
Two pieces of beer battered fish fillets served with fries, cole slaw and tarter sauce.
$8
0
Shrimp & Fries
Beer battered jumbo shrimp served with fries, coleslaw and cocktail sauce.
$9.75
0
Fish or Shrimp Tacos
Three corn tortilla tacos with fish or shrimp, house made cabbage slaw and an avocado slice. Served with cole slaw
$9.75
0
Petite Sirloin
Tender cut of lean Certified Angus Beef (TM) sirloin cooked to order* and served with choice of two sides
$11.95
0
New York Strip
Certified Angus Beef (TM) strip, hand cut from the loin. Cooked to order* and served with choice of two sides.
$18.95
0
Ribeye
The best cut of tender juicy beautifully marbled Certified Angus Beef (TM) steak. Cooked to order* and served with choice of two sides
$22.95
0
About Effingbar and Grill
Effingbar and Grill offers Extras And A La Carte, Sides & Starters across 81 menu items, with prices from $1.00 to $22.95. Browse the full Effingbar and Grill menu with current prices — budget picks like the $1.00 Sour Cream — updated September 2026. Rated 4.0/5 by diners.
Effingbar and Grill Menu: Frequently Asked Questions
Common
questions about the menu, pricing, and dining options.
What is on the Effingbar and Grill menu?
Effingbar and Grill offers 81 menu items across Other and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
How much does Effingbar and Grill food cost?
Menu prices at Effingbar and Grill range from $1.00 for the most affordable options up to $22.95 for premium items. The full price breakdown is shown in the menu table above. Looking for the cheapest options? Visit the Effingbar and Grill cheapest items guide.
What are the cheapest items at Effingbar and Grill?
For the lowest-cost meal options at Effingbar and Grill, visit the dedicated Effingbar and Grill cheapest menu items guide — every item sorted from the lowest to highest price so you can quickly find budget-friendly food starting at just $1.00.
