Nutrition Breakdown

Dessert Noir Cafe Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Dessert Noir Cafe menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

314 kcal

Lowest Item

10 kcal

Highest Item

731 kcal

76 / 76 items resolved USDA database: 38 Estimated: 38

Lowest Calorie Items at Dessert Noir Cafe

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 tea from harney & sons cafe Estimated 10 kcal
2 maple-balsamic steak pasta & entrees Estimated 11 kcal
3 coffee and espresso from Mocha ‘Roma’s cafe Estimated 40 kcal
4 Butterscotch winter warmers and dessert shots - dessert shots USDA 45 kcal
5 lemongrass-lime drop liquid desserts USDA 48 kcal
6 Apple Pie winter warmers and dessert shots - hot coffee and cider drinks USDA 50 kcal
7 delightful dips - Duo appetizers USDA 54 kcal
8 pomegranatini liquid desserts USDA 71 kcal
9 chai hazelnut espresso martini liquid desserts USDA 75 kcal
10 Cinnamon Apple winter warmers and dessert shots - dessert shots USDA 104 kcal
11 sensational samplers desserts to eat USDA 129 kcal
12 from-the-pumpkin-patch mousse desserts to eat USDA 133 kcal
13 spinach & gorgonzola tiropitas appetizers USDA 157 kcal
14 sensational samplers - Chocolate Lovers desserts to eat USDA 158 kcal
15 Hot Buttered Rum winter warmers and dessert shots - hot coffee and cider drinks USDA 160 kcal
16 soup & salad salads and soups Estimated 170 kcal
17 non-alcoholic drinks - Sodas cafe Estimated 180 kcal
18 sensational samplers - Cookies and Cream desserts to eat USDA 186 kcal
19 Vanilla winter warmers and dessert shots - hot coffee and cider drinks USDA 190 kcal
20 delightful dips - Crab appetizers USDA 200 kcal
21 honey ginger prawns appetizers USDA 200 kcal
22 Nutty Spaniard winter warmers and dessert shots - hot coffee and cider drinks USDA 245 kcal
23 blood orange martini liquid desserts USDA 250 kcal
24 Almond Desire winter warmers and dessert shots - dessert shots USDA 257 kcal
25 non-alcoholic drinks - Juices cafe Estimated 260 kcal
26 pommes frites appetizers USDA 260 kcal
27 “the” vanilla martini liquid desserts USDA 264 kcal
28 Spanish winter warmers and dessert shots - hot coffee and cider drinks USDA 267 kcal
29 White Chocolate Mocha winter warmers and dessert shots - hot coffee and cider drinks USDA 267 kcal
30 cream of tomato and spinach soup salads and soups Estimated 270 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 38

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Butter Cup

winter warmers and dessert shots - dessert shots 731 kcal

"the burger"

grilled sandwiches & wraps 620 kcal

sensational samplers - Passion for Pastry

desserts to eat 571 kcal

chef’s pasta

pasta & entrees 560 kcal

chef’s pasta - Florentine

pasta & entrees 560 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Dessert Noir Cafe Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Dessert Noir Cafe items have calorie data?
Dessert Noir Cafe currently has calorie values for 76 of 76 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Dessert Noir Cafe?
The lightest item currently tracked is tea from harney & sons at approximately 10 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Dessert Noir Cafe calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 38 items use USDA database estimates, while 38 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Dessert Noir Cafe full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.