A burger topped with pepper jack cheese, guacamole, lettuce, tomato and wasabi mayo. All burgers cooked medium unless requested otherwise. Option to order Nature's Own farm grass-fed beef.
$0.75
0
Deluxe 1/4 lb. Cheeseburger
American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato and moo special sauce on a potato roll. All burgers cooked medium unless requested otherwise. Option to order Nature's Own farm grass-fed bee
$5.99
0
Chipotle Cheeseburger
American, pica de gallo, jalapenos, lettuce and chipotle mayo on a potato roll. All burgers cooked medium unless requested otherwise. Option to order Nature's Own farm grass-fed beef.
$6.49
0
BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger
Deluxe cheeseburger with premium smoked bacon and housemade BBQ sauce. All burgers cooked medium unless requested otherwise. Option to order Nature's Own farm grass-fed beef.
$7.49
0
Southern Comforts Burger
A cheeseburger topped with a mac and cheese, patty, pulled pork, coleslaw, pickles and BBQ sauce. All burgers cooked medium unless requested otherwise. Option to order Nature's Own farm grass-fed bee
$7.99
0
Lamburghini Burger
Ground lamb blended with fresh mint, parsley and garlic. Topped with feta cheese, spinach, tomatoes, grilled onions, olives and tzatziki sauce. All burgers cooked medium unless requested otherwise. O
$8.99
0
The 4 Horsemen of the Aporkalypse Burger
Deluxe burger topped with bacon, bacon jam, pulled pork, pork roll, pepper jack cheese, chipotle mayo, jalapenos & BBQ sauce. All burgers cooked medium unless requested otherwise. Option to order Nat
Cajun sausage from Louisiana served with house made sauce piquante, grilled peppers and onions in an Italian hero.
$9.19
0
Kalua Pua'a
Wild boar Hawaiian-style, seasoned with sea salt then slow cooked in a banana leaf, covered with soy ginger glaze and finished with coleslaw, jalapenos and toasted sesame seeds.
$9.29
0
About Dark Side Of The Moo
Dark Side Of The Moo offers Specialty Burgers, Drinks & Other Stuff across 49 menu items, with prices from $1.25 to $9.99. Browse the full Dark Side Of The Moo menu with current prices — budget picks like the $0.75 Guac-Zilla Burger — updated September 2026. Rated 4.0/5 by diners.
Dark Side Of The Moo Menu: Frequently Asked Questions
Common
questions about the menu, pricing, and dining options.
What is on the Dark Side Of The Moo menu?
Dark Side Of The Moo offers 49 menu items across Other and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
How much does Dark Side Of The Moo food cost?
Menu prices at Dark Side Of The Moo range from $1.25 for the most affordable options up to $9.99 for premium items. The full price breakdown is shown in the menu table above. Looking for the cheapest options? Visit the Dark Side Of The Moo cheapest items guide.
What are the cheapest items at Dark Side Of The Moo?
For the lowest-cost meal options at Dark Side Of The Moo, visit the dedicated Dark Side Of The Moo cheapest menu items guide — every item sorted from the lowest to highest price so you can quickly find budget-friendly food starting at just $1.25.