Nutrition Breakdown

Cafe Wha? Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Cafe Wha? menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

286 kcal

Lowest Item

6 kcal

Highest Item

625 kcal

77 / 77 items resolved USDA database: 37 Estimated: 40

Lowest Calorie Items at Cafe Wha?

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Pinot Noir wine & champagne - red wine USDA 6 kcal
2 Grilled Shell Steak entrees Estimated 10 kcal
3 Bud bottled beer USDA 29 kcal
4 Bud Light bottled beer USDA 29 kcal
5 Heineken bottled beer USDA 40 kcal
6 Blonde On Blonde drink specials USDA 42 kcal
7 Rocky Raccoon drink specials USDA 75 kcal
8 Merlot wine & champagne - red wine USDA 83 kcal
9 Pinot Grigio wine & champagne - white wine USDA 83 kcal
10 Chardonnay wine & champagne - white wine USDA 84 kcal
11 Corona bottled beer USDA 86 kcal
12 Mick Jagger's Lemonade drink specials USDA 87 kcal
13 Riders On The Storm drink specials USDA 89 kcal
14 Homemade - Our "Secret" Recipe sangria USDA 100 kcal
15 Long Island Ice Tea specialty drinks USDA 107 kcal
16 Veuve Cilequot Champagne wine & champagne - white wine USDA 120 kcal
17 Margarita frozen drinks USDA 122 kcal
18 Apple Martini martinis USDA 134 kcal
19 Fruit & Cheese Board platters & sandwiches Estimated 140 kcal
20 Pina Colada frozen drinks USDA 151 kcal
21 Cab wine & champagne - red wine USDA 170 kcal
22 Middle Eastern Platter platters & sandwiches Estimated 170 kcal
23 Classic Caesar Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
24 Classic Caesar Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
25 Greek Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
26 Marquis De La Tour Champagne wine & champagne - white wine USDA 193 kcal
27 Tangled Up In Blue drink specials USDA 200 kcal
28 Pink Played drink specials USDA 201 kcal
29 Voodoo Child drink specials USDA 201 kcal
30 Shiraz wine & champagne - red wine USDA 216 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 40

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Samuel Adams

bottled beer 625 kcal

Fresh Ground Chicken Burger

platters & sandwiches 525 kcal

Fresh Ground Chicken Burger

platters & sandwiches 525 kcal

Burger Wrap

platters & sandwiches 515 kcal

Guinness

bottled beer 505 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Cafe Wha? Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Cafe Wha? items have calorie data?

Cafe Wha? currently has calorie values for 77 of 77 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Cafe Wha??

The lightest item currently tracked is Pinot Noir at approximately 6 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Cafe Wha? calorie values official or estimated?

This page uses a hybrid model: 37 items use USDA database estimates, while 40 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?

Use the Cafe Wha? full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.

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