Nutrition Breakdown
Cafe Ted Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Cafe Ted menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
249 kcal
Lowest Item
1 kcal
Highest Item
600 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Cafe Ted
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Coffee | other stuff | USDA | 1 kcal |
| 2 | Coffee with Italian Flavorings | other stuff | USDA | 1 kcal |
| 3 | Assorted Fresh Juices | other stuff | USDA | 23 kcal |
| 4 | Omelet Board | breakfast | USDA | 25 kcal |
| 5 | Cappuccino, Espresso, Latte | other stuff | USDA | 27 kcal |
| 6 | Papaya with Lime | other stuff | USDA | 43 kcal |
| 7 | Fresh Seasonal Fruit | other stuff | USDA | 59 kcal |
| 8 | Mimosa | other stuff | USDA | 64 kcal |
| 9 | Bloody Mary | other stuff | USDA | 73 kcal |
| 10 | Screwdriver | other stuff | USDA | 92 kcal |
| 11 | Corned Beef Hash | other stuff | USDA | 164 kcal |
| 12 | Nutmeg Pancakes | breakfast | USDA | 222 kcal |
| 13 | Hibiscus | other stuff | USDA | 264 kcal |
| 14 | Assorted Muffins | other stuff | USDA | 306 kcal |
| 15 | Heuvos Patricia | breakfast | USDA | 357 kcal |
| 16 | Corned Beef Hash and Poached Eggs | breakfast | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 17 | Eggs Your Way | breakfast | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 18 | Eggs Your Way. | breakfast | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 19 | French Toast | breakfast | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 20 | Quiche of the Moment | breakfast | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 21 | Cinnamon Coffee Cake | other stuff | USDA | 404 kcal |
| 22 | Great Granola | other stuff | USDA | 455 kcal |
| 23 | Ted's Poached Eggs | breakfast | USDA | 546 kcal |
| 24 | Dark or White Chocolate Mocha | other stuff | USDA | 550 kcal |
| 25 | Belgian Slab Bacon | other stuff | USDA | 600 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Belgian Slab Bacon
Dark or White Chocolate Mocha
Ted's Poached Eggs
Great Granola
Cinnamon Coffee Cake
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.