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Nutrition Breakdown

Cafe No Way Jose Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Cafe No Way Jose menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

295 kcal

Lowest Item

17 kcal

Highest Item

640 kcal

62 / 62 items resolved USDA database: 30 Estimated: 32

Lowest Calorie Items at Cafe No Way Jose

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Joses Nacho Gordo antojitos - appetizers USDA 17 kcal
2 Chile Con Quesso antojitos - appetizers USDA 21 kcal
3 Jalapenos side and extras USDA 33 kcal
4 Tortillas (2) side and extras USDA 50 kcal
5 Grilled Flank Steak alimentos - traditional dishes USDA 64 kcal
6 Joses Nacho Gordo with Grilled Shrimp antojitos - appetizers USDA 71 kcal
7 Sauteed Mahi Mahi alimentos - traditional dishes USDA 84 kcal
8 Guacamole side and extras USDA 89 kcal
9 Guacamole with Jumbo Lump Crab Meat antojitos - appetizers USDA 94 kcal
10 Hals Chicken Fingers and Fries little amigos USDA 106 kcal
11 Mexican Street Corn antojitos - appetizers USDA 109 kcal
12 Guacamole antojitos - appetizers USDA 133 kcal
13 Grilled Steak Tacos taqueria - tacos Estimated 145 kcal
14 Three Amigos little amigos USDA 172 kcal
15 Curly Fries side and extras USDA 176 kcal
16 Classic Tj Caesar Salad sopas y ensalada - soup and salads Estimated 180 kcal
17 Ensalada De Clasa sopas y ensalada - soup and salads Estimated 180 kcal
18 Sour Cream side and extras USDA 200 kcal
19 Grilled Chicken Breast alimentos - traditional dishes USDA 206 kcal
20 Jose Burger sandiwches USDA 214 kcal
21 Black Bean Soup sopas y ensalada - soup and salads Estimated 220 kcal
22 Joses Nacho Gordo with Grilled Steak antojitos - appetizers USDA 220 kcal
23 Tortilla Soup sopas y ensalada - soup and salads Estimated 220 kcal
24 Taco Salad sopas y ensalada - soup and salads Estimated 230 kcal
25 Mexi Chicken Cheese Steak sandiwches USDA 235 kcal
26 Nacho Fries side and extras USDA 242 kcal
27 Steak Tostadas antojitos - appetizers USDA 243 kcal
28 Mexican Pizza antojitos - appetizers USDA 249 kcal
29 Xangos postres - desserts USDA 270 kcal
30 Joses Original Taco Basket taqueria - tacos Estimated 280 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 32

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

No Way Burrito

alimentos - traditional dishes 640 kcal

No Way Burrito - Chorizo

alimentos - traditional dishes 640 kcal

No Way Burrito - Ground Beef

alimentos - traditional dishes 640 kcal

No Way Burrito - Sauteed Squash and Zucchini

alimentos - traditional dishes 640 kcal

Churros and Chocolate

postres - desserts 594 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Cafe No Way Jose Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Cafe No Way Jose items have calorie data?
Cafe No Way Jose currently has calorie values for 62 of 62 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Cafe No Way Jose?
The lightest item currently tracked is Joses Nacho Gordo at approximately 17 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Cafe No Way Jose calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 30 items use USDA database estimates, while 32 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Cafe No Way Jose full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.