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Nutrition Breakdown

Cafe Grumpy Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Cafe Grumpy menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

212 kcal

Lowest Item

9 kcal

Highest Item

800 kcal

21 / 21 items resolved USDA database: 19 Estimated: 2

Lowest Calorie Items at Cafe Grumpy

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Espresso Basics classes $50 USDA 9 kcal
2 Shu Pu-Erh Vintage current tea selections USDA 11 kcal
3 White Peach, Fujian, China current tea selections USDA 11 kcal
4 Welcome Blend current tea selections USDA 21 kcal
5 Milk Steaming & Latte Art classes $50 USDA 28 kcal
6 Ginger & Vasaka, Bangladesh current tea selections USDA 39 kcal
7 Cafe Grumpy Mug And Coffee Combo coffee USDA 40 kcal
8 Coffee Subscription coffee Estimated 40 kcal
9 La Esperanza - Tablón El Carmen (El Salvador) coffee USDA 50 kcal
10 Las Flores (Honduras) coffee USDA 56 kcal
11 Decaf (Costa Rica) coffee USDA 64 kcal
12 Herbazú (Costa Rica) coffee USDA 64 kcal
13 Pacific Coast Mint, Pacific Coast, USA current tea selections USDA 122 kcal
14 Espíritu De San Luis (Costa Rica) coffee USDA 232 kcal
15 Bengal Breakfast, Bangladesh current tea selections USDA 333 kcal
16 Earl Grey, Bangladesh current tea selections Estimated 390 kcal
17 Tali's Masala Chai current tea selections USDA 448 kcal
18 Heartbreaker Espresso (Blend) coffee USDA 500 kcal
19 Aragón (Guatemala) coffee USDA 571 kcal
20 Gen Mai Cha, Japan current tea selections USDA 619 kcal
21 Bergamot Sage current tea selections USDA 800 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 2

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Bergamot Sage

current tea selections 800 kcal

Gen Mai Cha, Japan

current tea selections 619 kcal

Aragón (Guatemala)

coffee 571 kcal

Heartbreaker Espresso (Blend)

coffee 500 kcal

Tali's Masala Chai

current tea selections 448 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Cafe Grumpy Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Cafe Grumpy items have calorie data?

Cafe Grumpy currently has calorie values for 21 of 21 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Cafe Grumpy?

The lightest item currently tracked is Espresso Basics at approximately 9 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Cafe Grumpy calorie values official or estimated?

This page uses a hybrid model: 19 items use USDA database estimates, while 2 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?

Use the Cafe Grumpy full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.