Nutrition Breakdown

Absolute Bakery & Cafe Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Absolute Bakery & Cafe menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

357 kcal

Lowest Item

10 kcal

Highest Item

640 kcal

128 / 128 items resolved USDA database: 18 Estimated: 110

Lowest Calorie Items at Absolute Bakery & Cafe

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Hot Tea beverages Estimated 10 kcal
2 Steamer beverages Estimated 10 kcal
3 Salsa, Green Or Red Chile side orders USDA 38 kcal
4 Coffee To Go - Regular beverages Estimated 40 kcal
5 House Cup Of Coffee beverages Estimated 40 kcal
6 Blueberries side orders USDA 57 kcal
7 Hash Browns side orders USDA 82 kcal
8 Yogurt side orders USDA 94 kcal
9 Iced Tea beverages Estimated 135 kcal
10 Children's Absolute children's breakfasts USDA 139 kcal
11 Children's Fruit Cup children's breakfasts USDA 153 kcal
12 Lattes beverages Estimated 170 kcal
13 Absolute Chef's Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
14 Salad Sampler salads Estimated 180 kcal
15 Side Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
16 Sour Cream side orders USDA 190 kcal
17 Fresh, Homemade Soup soup Estimated 220 kcal
18 Eggs Benedict weekend breakfast specials USDA 222 kcal
19 Toast (2) side orders USDA 229 kcal
20 Cinnamon Nut Coffee Cake biscottis / coffee cakes Estimated 230 kcal
21 Orange Juice beverages Estimated 260 kcal
22 Bagel side orders USDA 264 kcal
23 Children's Pancakes children's breakfasts USDA 265 kcal
24 French Toast Sticks children's breakfasts USDA 278 kcal
25 Greek Chicken Salad salads Estimated 305 kcal
26 Pumpkin And Cream Cheese brownies Estimated 320 kcal
27 Rice Or Soy Milk beverages Estimated 320 kcal
28 2 Eggs side orders USDA 330 kcal
29 Soup And Sandwich soup Estimated 345 kcal
30 Cheese side orders USDA 367 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 110

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Breakfast Burrito

southwest favorites 640 kcal

Southwest Vegan Burrito

absolute favorites 640 kcal

Absolute Cheeseburger

absolute favorites 620 kcal

Chef Jeph's Spicy Bacon Pasta

pastas 560 kcal

Tuscan Pasta

pastas 560 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Absolute Bakery & Cafe Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Absolute Bakery & Cafe items have calorie data?

Absolute Bakery & Cafe currently has calorie values for 128 of 128 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Absolute Bakery & Cafe?

The lightest item currently tracked is Hot Tea at approximately 10 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Absolute Bakery & Cafe calorie values official or estimated?

This page uses a hybrid model: 18 items use USDA database estimates, while 110 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?

Use the Absolute Bakery & Cafe full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.

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